The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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