We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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