Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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