Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Randomize
