i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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