I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
