I want to stick my p in your. b.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
