Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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