Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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