Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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