shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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