This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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