the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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