Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
How's work?
Spinning.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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