We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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