Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i just wanna soil my oats bro
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just had sex on a roof
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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