so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
only if we run a train.
done.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
tell me about the eggs
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