Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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