Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Umm I'm too high to move.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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