I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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