he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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