we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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