I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I had to cum in my sink.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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