Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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