i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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