talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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