i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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