Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
