just come out here and I will go home with you...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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