this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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