office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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