therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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