do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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