You really coming over, don't trick.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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