I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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