I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my being single is dangerous.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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