All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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