so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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