I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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