He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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