All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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