Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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