Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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