problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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