I think my vagina is haunted
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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