Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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