Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
