FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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