your room smells of hookers.
And success
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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