I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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