Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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