Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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