If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
even my farts smell like vagina
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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