normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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