i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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