ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You need a sexual gate keeper
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Randomize