my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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